The mechanism of action was explained by Professor Winters as follows:a) Everybody in the scientific community knew that hell would freeze over and pigs would fly before a team other than Oak Glen would win the West Virginia AA/A high school state wrestling championship. |
![]() "A little chilly this winter? You can thanks your friends in Point Pleasant for that," concluded the noted professor, speaking from his research lab in greater Kingwood. |
![]() "Yeah, it's a little cool down here now. Thanks Point Pleasant." |
The freezing process was complete on February 27, 2010, as somebody other than Oak Glen was crowned the AA/A West Virginia state wrestling championship team. National guard troops had no sooner finished digging out some of the hardest hit areas, when another blizzard and arctic conditions slammed much of America during that particular weekend. It is not known if or when the freezing process will reverse itself. "Probably, some other cataclysmic event will be needed to reverse the global cooling which is now in progress," noted Professor Winters. "Something big - something unthinkable, like some team from other than Region I winning the AAA West Virginia state wrestling championship." All researchers agreed that such would be extremely unlikely, at least within the lifetime of any human now living on Earth. "It will be a cold day, er, I guess I should now say, a warm day in hell before that happens," one researcher concluded." |
Pictured to the right is the 2010 AA/A West Virginia state champion team - the fine team from Point Pleasant High School. Incredibly, this team championship photo is not Oak Glen. Pigs flew in from all across America to the Big Sandy Superstore Arena to witness the finals. Note the eerie presence of none other than Mothman who was seen lurking about the Civic Center as the evening progressed. |
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